Lessons to Learn

I love going country dancing. Most of you know that. However, some people need to learn a few things about the culture that is dancing.

1.    Great for you for trying to learn the line dances. Yes, us in the front row are the people to watch and learn from. However, if after the second or third time through it, if you still haven't gotten the hang of it, you should probably get out of the way. Also, don't act like it's our fault when you run into us.

2.    Girls, just because you're tall, skinny, and wear Daisy Dukes and boots, doesn't actually give you automatic dancing ability. A lot of times you're kind of flailing around looking pretty ridiculous. Calm it down a little, k?

3.    Stay close to the wall. Don't stand in big clumps in the middle of the dance floor.

Deal? Pretty sure I had a couple more, so I'll add them when I remember them.