High School Students

Dearest high school students (particularly those of you on campus for Youth Conference, EFY, and/or Leadership Conference),

You aren't as cool as you think you are.
So sorry.
You have so much ahead of you, you don't even know.
Graduation will be such a reality check for you!
So grow up, calm down, and don't snap your fingers at me because the pan you're at is out of food.
Notice the full pan I'm carrying in your direction?

Kindest regards,
Your lowly catering server.