Easy As...

Dear future hubs...

You should probably know that I love pb&j sandwiches.
Simple. Cheap. Easy.
And ya know what? They're just plain yummy.
I make pretty bad-a pb&js, I'll be honest.
BUT.
If you want to make them for me, I'll let you.
You just have to remember...

equal parts of the pb and the j.
on both sides of the bread.
and there must be milk.
(in an actual glass... it's just different than in a plastic cup or straight from the carton.)

Think you can handle that?

Love,
your peanut-butter-lovin' wifey